[x] You have ran into glass/screen doors
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (.... FOR SCIENCE!!! Now that i now that it is NEVER possible.)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. (I've known for a while.)
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Recently five days ago)
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (The handle to the pot while making Mac-n-Cheese.)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling
[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Private Catholic School are BOOOORRRRIIIIIING...)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (And then i lit th- SQUIRREL!!!)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (....For science???)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (I once had inside out and backwards clothes on for a week
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (FOR SCIENCE?!?)
OVERALL TOTAL: 24
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 3 = 82%